Beating the snow down the Garden State Parkway, we arrived at The Mission Inn for our 3rd Annual Cape May Christmas Trip, and were greeted by Wendy Collins, one of the Inn’s two owners. She welcomed us with a big smile on her face, saying “uh oh, here comes trouble” and hugged us like we were family. Shortly after we stepped inside and into the cozy living room, where there was a warm fire in the fireplace and a large Christmas tree next to it, Laura Shaddock, the Inn’s second owner came out to greet us. Again, big, warm, welcoming hugs all around. We all chatted for a little bit, catching up on the year’s events, before we went to our respective rooms to settle in and get ready for the “Afternoon Refreshments” (code: Happy Hour) that are served daily, from 4-5pm.
Nick and I headed up to the 2nd floor and to our room, the San Luis Rey de Francis. Styled after the California Spanish Missions, The Mission Inn is altogether different from the Victorian B&B’s known to Cape May. I actually had never stayed at a B&B prior to our 1st Cape May Christmas Trip in 2015. I’ve never considered myself a B&B kind of girl — they always seemed sort of stuffy to me. I pictured old Victorian homes, with a smell of must/nursing home in the air; fragile little tchotchkes as far as the eye can see; and the worst part – sharing meals (and God forbid, bathrooms) with strangers. Not my scene. Like, at all. The Mission Inn could not be further from this description. For starters, walk into the Inn and Laura and Wendy make you feel immediately like you are at home. There are three common rooms, including a veranda where you can enjoy breakfast or relax during the warmer months. There is also a dining room, which is another seating option for the tasty breakfast that you will enjoy during your stay. There is also the aforementioned living room with the fireplace, and then a large room that serves as both a living room/eat in kitchenette. In this last common room, there is a large table which serves as an additional option for breakfast, as well as several couches, another fireplace, a tv/dvd and a coffee table with a large tray featuring a massive jigsaw puzzle that changes with the season. This year’s puzzle was a 3D Santa Claus that had our little group working diligently during various free points during our stay. (Spoiler alert: We finished the puzzle!). In the kitchenette, you’ll find a refrigerator stocked with some non-alcoholic beverages like lemonade, but also some wine, as well as a selection of beers some of which are local to Cape May. Laura in particular is a beer aficionado, and has a particular fancy for sour beers. It’s always worth it to try one that she has in the fridge. You’ll also find an endless selection of teas, coffee, hot chocolate and the piece de resistance, a cookie jar that holds a never ending supply of Chef Leslie’s oatmeal and cranberry (or in some instances, chocolate chip) cookies. They are addicting and the jar is ALWAYS full. Consider yourself warned. As you move to the bedrooms, there are 8 in total; 4 upstairs and 4 downstairs. Each is modeled after a different mission and you only need to look above the entrance to your room to see the hand painted sign that displays the name of the mission after which your room has been designed. The paintings on the walls transport you to the mission in California. The San Luis Rey, for instance, has a mural on the ceiling that represents the partially collapsed Mission Chapel’s domed ceiling. The headboard in each room is handcrafted and designed to reflect the front elevation of the mission. There is a fireplace in each room, a king size bed with probably the most comfortable mattress that I’ve ever slept on and radiant heat in the bathroom, which is so very welcomed when stepping out of the shower. Seriously, it’s hard to not just hole up in your room for the entirety of your stay. However, if you did that then you wouldn’t enjoy the delights that are the “Afternoon Refreshments” (again, code for Happy Hour!), or the breakfasts that are served from 8-9:30am each morning. And oh, the breakfasts. They are not to be missed, and given that there is a 2 night minimum stay, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to enjoy them!
Nick and I like to really toe the line when it comes to our breakfast arrival. In fact, Wendy or Laura will typically send us off to bed (or more commonly leave us to put themselves to bed) saying, “So, we’ll see you at 9:29 tomorrow?”. Seriously though, did I mention the beds? They are just so comfy, it’s hard to leave them. Whenever you happen to make your way to breakfast, whether it’s 8:01 or 9:29, no sooner are you seated at the table, and in comes Laura and/or Wendy with a hot pot of coffee and a selection of juice for your choosing. By juice, we’re not talking plain OJ here, people. How about cranberry-pomegranate? Or blueberry-apple? The list goes on and on, and I have to be honest, sometimes I don’t want any but I have Laura or Wendy repeat the list for my own personal entertainment. Fortunately, they haven’t caught on to me just yet. Very shortly thereafter, in comes Chef Leslie with a plate of fruit so elegantly designed, you almost hate to eat it. Almost. During the first breakfast of our stay, we enjoyed a quarter of a pineapple, with the pieces carved out and resting in their rind. Also, some strawberries and a magnificent vanilla-y yogurt concoction for dipping. Our second breakfast included a poached pear, with dried cranberries sprinkled atop and again a yogurt-y goodness alongside. Once you’ve quite finished your fruit, your plate is cleared and in comes the main feature. We enjoyed an egg frittata over an asparagus purée with a roasted red pepper drizzle. It was accompanied by a blueberry breakfast sausage and a chocolate chip muffin. Delightfully savory, with a touch of sweet. The muffin was like a dessert – and I ask you, who doesn’t want dessert with breakfast? Dessert should be a requirement with every meal, no matter the time of day. Breakfast, day two, was french toast stuffed with strawberries and cream, and topped with powdered sugar, pomegranate perils and an orange slice. The accompaniment was bacon. Talk about dessert for breakfast – this main event was deliciously sweet, with a touch of savory. Two very different breakfasts, both with balanced flavors, an artistic touch and the perfect fuel before a day about town.
You’ll find that after a breakfast like the ones Chef Leslie features, you plan your day around being back at the Inn for Afternoon Refreshments, which begins at 4pm, daily. It is one of the many opportunities that you’ll have to spend time with Wendy and Laura, as well as socializing with other guests (if that’s your thing). It’s also another opportunity to enjoy some tasty little bites from Chef Leslie. Her deviled eggs are not to be missed, and they are sure to be featured at least once during your two night stay. We also enjoyed Leslie’s Famous Chili, which was perfect after a cold day, a spicy hummus, spinach dip, a cheese medley, antipasto – all delights that you would expect to find featured on any happy hour menu. Given our affinity for all things booze (we are Fat, Drunk and Fancy after all), we bring several bottles of wine to enjoy during Afternoon Refreshments, as well as a bottle of brown liquor for after dinner drinks. If you’re so lucky, and typically we always are, Wendy and Laura may even join you for a drink after you return from your dinner to catch up on your day and whatever other topics come about.
The breakfasts, the happy hour spread, the jigsaw puzzle, the cozy beds are all perfectly wonderful reasons to visit The Mission Inn. But it is Wendy, Laura and the feeling of home that will have you booking your next visit before your current visit is over, missing the Inn before you have even left Cape May, and have you finding yourself looking for reasons to sneak a weekend or a mini vacation in before too much time has gone by. Sharing the experience with whomever you consider to be your family only enhances the experience, and before the end of your stay, you will undoubtedly be adding Wendy and Laura to those who you call family, and we at Fat, Drunk and Fancy call, “famiglia”.
*disclaimer: If you happen to find yourself at the Inn during our yearly Christmas pilgrimage, all I can say is, #sorrynotsorry.